This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …
right now I look like homer simpson staring at doughnuts or donuts or just… food.
this is wonderland for me!
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard
isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che
i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free
awe oh my god
This kid is going places.