i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
I tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did.
damn it Radio 2
I just learned a new method for business.
When your baby gets abducted because you do illegal abortions in your basement:
realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small
it would be some kind of baby monster
i would have to look after it
always tip waitresses and waiters, because their job sucks, they don’t get enough salary and have to deal with lots of assholes
I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch
he literally has all of the same powers as stitch
He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like
you know what sounds good
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